After a second US-made M1 Abrams tank was destroyed by Russian forces in the space of a week, a Russian soldier has sent a message to Joe Biden asking for more. ‘As Russian warriors, we want to express you sincere gratitude to you for the Abrams tanks that the USA is supplying to Ukraine,’ he said, speaking in English with a thick Russian accent and distortion to hide his identity. ‘As you probably know, we are paid bonuses for destroying such tanks,’ he continued. ‘We would like to ask you to please send more tanks.’ The soldier then promised a ‘10% commission’ would be returned, as part of a ‘mutually beneficial partnership.’ He also identified Joe Biden as the ‘best president America ever had.’ However, while this is all very amusing, we should note that the soldier did make one error, when he promised to transfer the commission to Biden’s MIR card. As we all know, Biden doesn’t do his financial business in Russia, but Ukraine. |